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Sometimes I seriously wonder why I am not in Prison. 

Its not a fun place...Anyway...Because you have yet to do it and talk is not enough to arrest someone..in most places...

Its not a fun place...Anyway...Because you have yet to do it and talk is not enough to arrest someone..in most places...

lol I swear if you could be  though yall would be in jail lol

[Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.]

yea i kinda like aeonex's
I dont feel like going into detail about how i would kill someone but curb stomps are very painful

I would make them suffer a fate worse than death.
I would take a virtual sledge hammer to their computer.

Simple, quick, easy.

I would make them suffer a fate worse than death.
I would take a virtual sledge hammer to their computer.

Simple, quick, easy.

lol that would kill any computer lover inside lol cause it would force them to get a life haha

Hehe, yeah...Set like sixty trojans on his poor computer... That'd be fun to watch. Also, it's more possible than reaching through the screen and torturing them >>;

1) Equip a M16.

2) Equip a Desert Eagle.

3) Equip Stun Grenades.

4) Set Perk 1 as Special Grenades x3.

5) Set Perk 2 as Stopping Power.

6) Set Perk 3 as Deep Impact.

7) MERC THE GUEST OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER... (keeps going until Light Buster gets a 75 kill streak.)

i would slowly scoop out their eyes with a dull rusty spoon then slowly casterate them with a butter knife and pull their teeth out with pliers and 2 finish it off i would crusify them on a side ways x   (plz dont think im crule and evil im really a nice person i would only do this to the guests that are mean and always want 2 hert ppl and not want 2 talk at all like the one that wanted 2 me 2 send him nude pics of me he should get this not guests like toast man befor he became member)

[Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?']

i would need hunting knife a katana a tranquilizer and some rope first i would knock them out with the tranq  then i would tie them up by their  hands so their toes barely miss touching the floor and wait for them to wake up finally when they wake up i would take the katana and start by cutting their legs off bit by bit starting at the toes slowly working my way up 1 leg at a time making sure they dont die from loss of blood then cut their eyes out followed by their tongue ears and nose after that i would scalp them  and cut the skin off their face all the while making sure they dont die i would then procede to cut of their fingers 1 by 1 followed by cutting off their arms and cut their stomaches open just enough so that their innards fall out of their bodies and throw rubbing alchahol on all their wounds causing them to scream in unfathomable agony finally i would watch them die very slowly   needless to say would only do this to a male (would never hurt a female no matter what) who would show no respect to anyone at all (especially females)

Omg you guys are scary... but if you guys really kill a guest...then I bet all of you would be running away already...

Poison in the drink I'd offer ^^ Because guests can't really refuse hospitality >:3

i would make them watch re-run of barney, and bratz, and all the stuff for girls and gay boys until they kill themselves with the knife i supplied

*sigh* You guys seriously scare me to death. Anyways:

Simple....get a chainsaw.

'nuff said.

Then get some kitties with lazers attached to their backs and lazer the hell out of the guest. ehehehe.

i would kick them in the balls until they couldn't have sex, that would kill most men inside right?
if its a girl, then umm yeah all the other turtore things you guys have said

Crush the hyoid bone in their neck causing them to suffer for however long they can hold their breath o.O